Combining the thrills and spills of low powered motoring
with people willing to take them to their limits, to the cutting edge and
to the shops.
Featured Vehicles: “Big Red" the 1976 Leyland Mini Clubman S
“Gdo" the 2001 Mazda 323 Astina SP20!"UPDATED"
“Super Saiyan Smurf" the 2000 Nissan Pulsar SSS
“The Big White Penis" the Holden Commodore VS
“Lil Lightnin" the 1993 Mitsubishi Lancer GLXi
“Cordy" the 1992 Toyota Corolla Seca CSi
“The Flaming TuRD"the 1878 Toyoshire Motor Driven Carriage GTS
“The Starlet Death"the 1999 Toyota Starlet
“Booming Betsy Tribute Page" the 1988 SE Mitsubishi Magna
Cordy was named ‘Safety Inspector?earlier this
week, following the recent blatant disregard of state law with respect
to safe motoring. Cordy was forced to pull rank on more than one
occasion, during her time as safety inspector. Many were asked to
safen up, get a horse and/or be more safe. Those involved wish not
to be named. However recently she was impeached of this role, possibly
due to her views on boat people or due to the wind blowing the sticker
off. We may never know.
Disclaimer : This page is not ment to be taken seriously,
as we don't. We respect people that like their cars, except for you dickheads
in "worked" Excels. You think you are so good with your fancey bodykits,
5 inch dump pipes, stupid red and yellow wind screen wippers and monster
chrome wheels that actually cost more than what the car is worth (or even
worse are those fags with fake chrome wheels and disc brakes!).