The Big White Penis - Speed Hole Extraordinare
"The story of the big white penis begins
with a man.
The story of the man begins with a little white penis.
The story of the little white penis comes down to genetics."
About the original poove with candy-stitching......
Brads Motoring Achievements
Holden Torana LH - Bought $900, Sold for $4000
Damage: Countless ripples due to debadging and destriping. Brad is not a panel beater or painter.
Damage: Piece of shit engine rival only to...Dong Dong with a saddle (JJJJnrJ's dog)
Panel/light damage due to high speed collision with an old man in a gemini in a parking lot
VT S Commodore - le piece de resistance
Damage: all of it
Tree + 80km/h
The VS Commodore came about as a result of a love
for being in debt and a willingness to conform. No bright yellow 'Gdos'
or classic zippy 'Big Reds.' I wanted mass production and now - so off
to the commodore shop...
And there she was, gleaming in her splendid white (actually there were a few gleaming in their splendid white.) I liked the penis' white the best so she got the nod. Only problem was one of those pesky gear changer thingies but I figured that no-one could tell it was different from the outside.
SUS Motorsport member:
VEHICLE: 1995 VS Commodore (Executive)
ENGINE: V6 ECOTEC
DRIVETRAIN: 5 speed manual, 3.08:1 LSD diff
BODY MODS :
Debadged, stripes all colour coded
Speedhole in Group A race bar (now retired)
Speedhole in original bar
Speedhole in left-hand headlight
Speedhole in passenger front door
One very blue parker and matching halogen bulb (just one!)
ENGINE MODS: Removal
of two cylinders prior to purchase??
K&N Panel Filter in de-nozzled factory airbox
Home-made cold air induction
2.5" High-flow cat
2.5" exhaust with some mufflery thing
King Spring Superlows (dont tell the cops)
Monroe GT gas shockies (didnt dampen the dog much though..........)
Nolathane bushes for all
Front std sway bar
INTERIOR MODS: Chewing gum on seat for
that grippy race seat feel
Green interior light painted with fabric paint for that eerie presence when reading a road map at night feel
WHEELS: Yup, 4 of 'em. Oh, um... cool silver pursuit wheels with hand-made 'racing slicks' for that ice-skating in wet feel
Sorry but its doof doof
2 x 12inch JL Audio subs powered by Kicker ZR360 Amp
6.5" shit Alpine splits powered by Kicker ZR120
Stocko rocko parcel shelf speakers
Shit ass alpine head deck that doesnt read - ALPINE BITES
SECURITY: Fuel cut off (can only afford $5 at a time)
BEST E.T: 15.6s @ 92 mile/hr (prior to original bar speedholes : expect 1/2 sec improvement)
FUTURE MODS: Reprogrammed
memcal - 10kw increase
Camshaft - apparently 15-20kw (Ill wait for the dyno)
3.45 : 1 diff gears
Did someone say supercharger???