Beer, Beer, Smurfin'
Beer
If ever there was a song that
lifts your spirits, makes beer drinking MORE fun and makes you look like
a bunch of drunken dickheads this is the one.
For the first time ever this
song will be availiable to the public to read, enjoy and perform at every
local pub, niteclub and party.
Enjoy the harmonies for yourself and listen to this!!
Hang on!!! What's going
on there's three different last lines. I don't know which one to
sing.
That's OK. Just use this
simple diagram to see which one to sing using your drunkeness and who's
around.
For Example:
I've sunk 3 pints of Kilkenny
and I want to sing the smurfin' beer song. I would be as pissed as
a bitch. Some hot chicks rock up and some regular chicks. Now
consulting the graph I would either sing fucking customers or small and
blue. In this situation pick in favour of more ill-manners and sing
fucking customers, cause its more fun.
or
I've just downed a crate of
Crownies and God rocks up. Which do I sing? If you can move
sing Fucking Cunts.
Its that easy.
One final note if you use fucking
cunts, the word cunts can be replaced by cuntstable, for a quick cover
up.
Head home