Get Drunk And Play Mario Party!!!!(To a great extent)
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The Smurf Undergraduate Society arguably the single
most popular blue animated cartoon character based club, involving playing
Nintendo, while being intoxicated, in south Brisbane.
We are proud to say we are unbiassed politically,
racially and religiously as we take the piss out of everyone evenly, fairly
and with no remorse.
Coming soon: What to do when your drunk, Team Taxi updates, World Records, things that shit us and naked pictures of your mums arse
So you know what you can do.
You can go and get fucked!*
Our goal is to get really drunk. However, sometimes
in the bold search for drunken peace of mind poeple can get hurt (or pissed
on).
We pre-emptively apologise to the people or objects:
MacDonalds
UQ Student Union
Letterboxes
The dude that wrote that 'Rooted' play
Cleaners
Super Mario (the cleaner)
Wheelie Bins
A Car's Right Rear Tyre
The Good People of Esk
The Penis Guy
Liberty Service Stations
Window Talk
Windows
The South East Freeway
Anyone with any sort of problem with nudity or Mum
jokes
If we missed anyone its probably cause you don't
deserve it.
The SUS would like to thank:
The Nate Doggs, Dr Dan, and all the homies in the
hood.
Amphibious.
Jet, Kwaka, Kenny, Jake, Bronson
The Queensland Police Force
*A brown colouration
of words means the beer istalking, you S4,5
rammer.