You wanna be a sustomer too. Well this very exclusive club will only take the cream of the crop as its members.
Firstly we need a few of your details:
All forms will be read through then placed on a table in which all sus members will play some Mario Party and Smash Brothers. After a couple of hours we will have a couple of Wizz Fizz and Beers and if your form isn't vomitted or snundered on, a two man sack race on the next two Sundays will decide your fate.
Good Luck!!!
If you are unsure about an answer, just TRY to think the way we do..