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Lesson 1: You are a cunt:
Now as you may have learnt from
our other pages, it is very important to tell someone that they are a cunt.
Now yelling out the word cunt across a crowded room is neither socially
acceptable or subtle so here's what you do:
This notifies the people
involved that they are indeed a cunt and should be treated in such a manner.
Note the three variations
in elevation of the arms. The small arm movements indicate a tight
cunt, and the bigger the arm movement the looser or bigger the cunt.
More variations include
a sloppy cunt which is shown by putting your head between your arms and
blowing a raspberry, and maddest cunt with an angry face.
This lessons words:
However, this is not as
simple and straightforward as it seems. Next lesson we learn about
the double cunt and single censors. This will lead to double censors
and the funnest game, "Paper, Scissors, Rock, Cunt, Censor" and the conclusion
of unit 1.
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