World Records and Achievements:

 

 

 

·      Urinathalon Award:  (Ride, Piss, Run) The longest distance traveled to (only) piss on a letterbox.

 

5km return – SUS,Fredly

 

·      Pantsdown Races Award:  The longest pants down run along a public road.

 

500m goes to Skatey, Brainy, Skankin

 

·      The tune dog awards 1999/2000 Season:

 

1st :  Brad

2nd: Brad

3rd: Maverick

 

The Banana Peel Award Given to the best banana peel stack:
And the winner is Brainy Smurf as he is the only one to have done it

The Funboy award:

1st Veggie and Bel

2nd Jade and Funboy

3rd Pyro and his two hands (threesome action)

·      The Super Cigger award:  Most number of maccas straws connected together while someone smoked a cigarette through it.

 

18 straws (approx 2-2.5m) goes to SUS.

 

 

·      Breakfast Beer Award:  Most number of consecutive beers consumed the morning after a piss up.

 

8 (while riding a motorbike) goes to Brainy.

16 between 3 people in 30 minutes (We were making the Esky easier to carry) goes to Brainy, Dr G, and Rob.

 

·      The jug o’ chunder award:  Most measured volume of vomit made at a niteclub or pub.

 

1170ml (a jug) goes to Skatey

 

·      The Fudging Customer Award: The most inappropriate, offensive and least subtle mastery of the English language.

 

Skatey Smurf

 

 

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