Mission Statement Get Drunk And Play Mario Party!!!!(To a great extent) The Smurf Undergraduate Society arguably the single most popular blue animated cartoon character based club, involving playing Nintendo, while being intoxicated, in south Brisbane. We are proud to say we are unbiassed politically, racially and religiously as we take the piss out of everyone evenly, fairly and with no remorse. Our goal is to get really drunk. However, sometimes in the bold search for drunken peace of mind poeple can get hurt (or pissed on). We pre-emptively apologise to the people or objects: MacDonalds UQ Student Union Letterboxes The dude that wrote that 'Rooted' play Cleaners Super Mario (the cleaner) Wheelie Bins A Car's Right Rear Tyre The Good People of Esk The Penis Guy Liberty Service Stations Window Talk Windows The South East Freeway Anyone with any sort of problem with nudity or Mum jokes If we missed anyone its probably cause you don't deserve it. The SUS would like to thank: The Nate Doggs, Dr Dan, and all the homies in the hood. Amphibious. Jet, Kwaka, Kenny, Jake, Bronson The Queensland Police Force So you know what you can do. You can go and get fucked!* *A brown colouration of words means the beer istalking, you S4,5 rammer.