Forget The Courier Mail, The New York Times or even the Bahrain Tribune, get it first right here from SUS.
NEWS JUST IN. WHACKY WOODY WILD WEDNESDAY NIGHTS. A NEW EP EVERY WEDNESDAY. WATCH WHACKY WOODY WILE HIS WAY WHEN WHACKYNESS WILLINGLY WUNS WAMPANT ON WHACKY WOODY WILD WEDNESDAYS. NEW EPS 7:30pm AUSTRALIAN EST (GMT +10hrs).
STOP THE PRESSES!! , ok start the presses. That takes four hours, what ever I'll be at the flower shop.
News Just In - Dogs Are Outstanding, also Joey Jo Jo Jnr Jerimiah Shabobadoo Smurf has just joined the SUS News Team. Look forward to his impeccable news reporting and stuff that might not be funny yet be as funny as tits because tits are outstanding like dogs if not more so.
Latest News - The SUS Motorsport page has just been updated with most of the car pages uploaded and revving to go. On the grid so far is Lil' Gdo, Lil' SSS, Lil' Cordy, Lil' Lightening and the Lil' Booming Betsy Tribute page is up. Just follow the links on the left to SUS Motorsport
Ground Breaking News today as SUS News just overtaken the Bahrain Tribune
to be Bahrain's most popular news coverage to date after only being a week
online. We will be delivering the news in 3 of the 4 national languages
English, Farsi and Urdu but not Arabic, now really who speaks Arabic now
days?its such a stupid language*. Take that East St. Louis.
The beautiful city of Bahrain :
SUS News headquarters in Bahrain :
This week in the weather it still is raining shit on Bahrain. The round bits decided that it wasn't goin to have a bar of this pointy bit party so it rocked up in the Bahrain skies. Then the pointy bits had a couple too many too drink and called the round bits man a dirty cunnole. Sword fights ensued. Bring an umbrella. Rain, -2.
And in New Zealand there is still no change from yesterday. Wide
Spread Sheep Fucking, Rainy Periods, 18.
Deep thoughts from Skatey :
From the Brain of J.J.J. jnr J Smurf (And the Up-Kilt Kam) :
Major controversy this week as Skatey's mum finally got a chance to testify in her lawsuit against the producer's of "What's A Girl Like You Doing In An Anal Movie Like This?" As Anal Afficandos such as myself and the rest of the Sus Boys we know that it shold have been Skatey's Mum that got fucked up the ass by those 250+ guys. We wish her luck in her lawsuit and you can catch Skatey's mum's work in previously released title's such as "4+1/2 Hours Of sizzling hot anal sex" and Schindler's Fist"; Ten Thumbs Up!!!!
Straight out of my coight- Brainy's perspective:
After such a succesful pants week, nobody could be expected to continue
partying but now its October or as I like to call it Nudy Magazine Day.
This special time only comes once a year and I hope you kiddies out there
celebrate whole heartedly. Just think every morning this month what
life would be like without Nudy Magazines. Count yourself lucky.
Now for letters from our readers :
Man Hunts for Own Penis
Dear Bahrain Tribune.
I can't find my penis. Do you have it, and if not can you look behind the couch for me. I thought you guys might have it after it took a ride on one of those pointy bits Ive been reading about.
Johnny Q Nopenis
Skatey's Mum Saga
* Please Note : We donít mean to offend anyone from Arabia, or those who speak their beautiful language, after all, who'd be stupid enough to live in Arabia, such a whacky crazy region, filled with people with towels on thier heads 24/7, besides Arabia isn't even a real country anyway.